Hangover Quotes · Page 2

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

— Robert Benchley

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.

— Robert Black

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

— Tim O'Brien

Let's factor my hangover into today's workload.

— Anonymous

“time was just a hangover from the past with no present meaning”

— Norman Maclean

The plan was to drink until the pain over but whats worse, the pain or the hangover?

— Kanye West

“Her head felt like elephants were doing the merengue on her cerebellum.”

— Susan Fanetti

The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again.

— Jim Kerr

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

— Greg Gutfeld

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.

— Jimmy Breslin

Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.

— Anonymous

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.

— John Waters

“I shook my head to test for a hangover but it seemed that my alcohol-processing enzymes had done their job adequately.”

— Graeme Simsion

There's something about heartbreak that makes for great music, but the same could be said for Jägermeister. Hangovers make for great music,…

— Dave Grohl

“I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.”

— Dougie Brimson

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not…

— George W. Bush

“The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover?”

— Kanye west

It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover.

— Ladyhawke

I think that-that anyone, the painter, the musician, the writer works in a-a kind of an-an insane fury. He's demon-driven. He can…

— William Faulkner

“A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a…

— Kingsley Amis

I'll get up in the morning while they've all got hangovers and run my 5 miles. But the women who do run…

— Trisha Goddard

Every time I'd go out drinking I was looking for something new. But it was the same every time. I'd wake up…

— James Hetfield

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's…

— Ed Helms

The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from.…

— Sean O'Grady

“You okay?’ Nate asked warily. My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. ‘I look like the Bride…

— Samantha Young

The scene [in The Hangover] where the tiger actually pops up behind us, that's actually a Jim Henson tiger puppet. The Jim…

— Ed Helms

Well, you know, there's depression and depression. What I mean by depression in my own case is that depression isn't just the…

— Leonard Cohen

When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the…

— Kingsley Amis

One of the biggest breaks we had actually, one of the biggest, the hardest I laughed on the movie [The Hangover] was…

— Ed Helms

We played around and improvised a ton [in The Hangover], and I think it's hard to say at this point what's what.…

— Ed Helms

“Don’t you have a hangover?” Nykyrian asked. Syn licked his fingers. “Like a motherfucker. But I’m used to the brain damage. I’ll…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Tension means hurry, fear, doubt. Tension means a constant effort to protect, to be secure, to be safe. Tension means preparing for…

— Rajneesh

There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That…

— Ernest Hemingway

“This is that moment in the hangover in which you discover that your keys are in your hat, the cat is in…

— Charles P. Pierce

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

— Craig Revel Horwood

“Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.”

— MCM

My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit

— Taking Back Sunday

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

— Gabriel Iglesias

After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.

— Jaroslav Hašek