I'm not the most handy - I got a maximum of five dishes that I can make. — Evan Mock Copy Share Image
The handy thing about being a father is that the historic standard is so pitifully low. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
When I write I just keep a waste paper basket handy in case I am experiencing a block. — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
An excuse is the handy explanation we offer when we disappoint other people. — Marshall Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I'm pretty handy! I do a lot of things around the house, and I actually enjoy it. — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If there was an arrow speeding toward Will, I would be bound by oath to step in front of it.' 'Handy, that,'… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I still play jazz, and I've always got that trumpet very handy, but I'm coming to feel the classical venues are where… — Doc Severinsen Copy Share Image
You want a kitchen put in, I'm your girl. I'm very handy, and I love a practical challenge. I fit all the… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
I was going to study at the Sorbonne and become a diplomat. Being a diplomat comes in handy when you are dealing… — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
Human mobile devices that may come in handy and can be used anywhere include: prayer, meditation, a good attitude, compassion, kindness, humor,… — Jody Watley Copy Share Image
The Evidence Bible is a handy tool for anyone interested in proving the reliability of Scripture, the deity of Jesus Christ, and… — Tim LaHaye Copy Share Image
It is painful to watch children trying to show off for parents who are engrossed in their cell phones. Children are nostalgic… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
He went over to the leathers and picked them up. Nice Catholic boy like him didn't know much about BDSM, but it… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
In a one-woman show, there must be compelling material that you adore. In both of these there are conversations with you and… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
You people who have survived childhood don't remeber any longer what it was like. You think children are whole, uncomplicated creatures, and… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My father was very much a handy person round the house, and I learnt a lot of carpentry from him. — John Henry Carver Copy Share Image
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.” — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food. — Dean McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The idea that feminism is a 'battle of the sexes' about blaming all men and setting up a 'gender war' is a… — Laura Bates Copy Share Image
Maybe there's something new that can document an idea quicker, but pen and paper have always been pretty handy for me. — Grant Hart Copy Share Image
The word 'beauty' is as easy to use as the word 'degenerate.' Both come in handy when one does or does not… — Charles Ives Copy Share Image
I am always getting ideas for song lyrics and keep a notebook handy. Nowadays, I take a laptop with me everywhere, because… — Kou Shibasaki Copy Share Image
The Prydain Companion is more than a quick reference or handy glossary, though it is all of that as well. Instructive, certainly.… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all of the skills I was exposed to… — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
I grew up in East Germany, so we had to learn Russian in school... everybody hated it. I never thought it would… — Tom Wlaschiha Copy Share Image
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
20-some years ago, I'd have a big old radio with a tape deck, and I'd hit record and try to get something… — Mary Chapin Carpenter Copy Share Image
Being needed was a handy trick. It could fill you up so full you never even noticed all the places that were… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I didn't take up shorthand with any idea of becoming a professional at it. It merely appeared to me to be a… — Charles M. Schwab Copy Share Image
We have this handy fusion reactor in the sky called the sun, you don't have to do anything, it just works. It… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
That's why I don't understand why actors become arrogant and are completely unapproachable - because as an actor, the most valuable thing… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
