You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians. — Ulysses S. Grant Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never… — Winifred Holtby Copy Share Image
T.V. found me. I was offered jobs. It came in handy when I started having babies. Just one night's work, and then… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
Maybe one day, I would write a story about arguing in public, and those would come in handy in some way. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Humans didn't really fight over skin tone or ideology; those were just handy cues for kin-selection purposes. Ultimately it always came down… — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
You people who have survived childhood don't remeber any longer what it was like. You think children are whole, uncomplicated creatures, and… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
So, I mean to say, as for those who are proving their allegiance with what I would call sickening perseverance, and who… — Vladimir Posner Copy Share Image
I am always getting ideas for song lyrics and keep a notebook handy. Nowadays, I take a laptop with me everywhere, because… — Kou Shibasaki Copy Share Image
I always have a football handy at home, and I'll play with it. Sometimes it'll get on my wife's nerves. But the… — Thierry Henry Copy Share Image
He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change… — Charlie Higson Copy Share Image
I didn't take up shorthand with any idea of becoming a professional at it. It merely appeared to me to be a… — Charles M. Schwab Copy Share Image
I think that more so, my wonderful skill of dissociation came in very handy. I care very much what other people think.… — Melissa Febos Copy Share Image
A government is like fire, a handy servant, but a dangerous master. — George Washington Copy Share Image
To shuck oysters, you'll need an oyster knife, a handy tool with a sturdy handle and a short, rigid blade which you… — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
Folks who talk about no violence are always the ones who are first to call a policeman and usually they are sure… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
When I write I just keep a waste paper basket handy in case I am experiencing a block. — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
A political ideology is a very handy thing to have. It's a real time-saver, because it tells you what you think about… — Hendrik Hertzberg Copy Share Image
You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?" The knot in my stomach evaporated. My Prince Charming… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
When God writes our names in the 'Lamb's Book of Life' He doesn't do it with an eraser handy. He does it… — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
