Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person: So what are you going to be for Halloween? You: Well I was wondering if I could borrow the mask youre… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that Halloween is over, it's Christmas all the way...Its November so time to get your Decorations and lights up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Halloween, bonfires, making s'mores, wearing moccasins, drinking hot cocoa and cuddling. Happy October. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy halloween every body dont have your kids out to late school next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, tis near Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starting a new job on Halloween...so wish I could rock the Day of The Dead look on my first day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's November already. It feels like Halloween was just yesterday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Halloween because it causes division among well-meaning Christians. This is one of those issues that generates a lot of heat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
