Funny Quote by Anonymous

Single? oh please I'm in a relationship. he just doesn't know it yet

— Anonymous

“I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call.…

— Cath Crowley

“I’m single, so--” “No, you’re not.” He had stepped closer, and his voice dropped to a low growl. “Whatever this is… you are not…

— Elizabeth Hunter

“A second date always felt like an announcement at his age. And he never felt ready for the announcement.”

— Megan Abbott

“He said he wants variety. The irony is that I wanted variety too. But I wanted variety in a solid, stable committed relationship where…

— Aimee Lane

“I don’t have a boyfriend.” “Good thing. I’d hate to have to hop a plane at this time of night just to kick his…

— Michelle A. Valentine

“Disco bowling? Seriously? Is there such a thing?" He laughed. "I've never been,but you mentioned bowling a few weeks ago,and I figured tonight of…

— Kiersten White

“Well, I think we just had a date," he answers quietly; then, frowning, adds, "At least I think that's what it was. I told…

— Deidre Knight

“My guy won’t know he is hot, and he’ll be amazed that he can get a girl like me. He’ll show it in the…

— LeeAnne Baker

“So, you're single. I'm single. Let's mingle”

— Jillian Dodd

“I’m normally a one-time only gal as well, except when it comes to a select few.” I took a sip of wine, eyeing him…

— Debra Dunbar

You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself.

— Sloane Crosley