I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Shattered Silence" (aka "When Michael Calls") for that early 1970s Halloween school carnival feel. It stars a young Michael Douglas and has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is getting stupid, hardly anyone dresses up as something scary & all the ladies go out looking like sluts. I guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone is dressing their newborn baby as a PIECE OF BACON for Halloween. What I would not GIVE for a photo of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get it. If you're supposed to dress as something you're not on Halloween, then why do most girls still dress… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is a day, people try to be something they wish they could be, but in actual fact they are not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhore the costume they had the year before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is the most beautiful time of the year... not for witches though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is for the little ones not grown ass teens and 20, 21 year olds time to grow up guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween.(: Late but ehh. This is the strongest girl I know. (: ~Family — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
