They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I like to have a reason to change my hair. I'm not very good at saying, 'I think I'm going to do… — Tamzin Outhwaite Copy Share Image
WHO TAUGHT YOU TO HATE THE TEXTURE OF YOUR HAIR? WHO TAUGHT YOU TO HATE THE COLOUR OF YOUR SKIN?... — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It was for one minute that I saw him, but the hair stood upon my head like quills. Sir, if that was… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
When you start performing, you realize that you have to separate yourself from the pack. So I would never wear bell-bottoms, which… — Loudon Wainwright III Copy Share Image
I grew up in New Jersey in the '80s. That means one thing: Big hair. ... I had big hair, my boyfriends… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
“His hair, at first glance, appears merely dark, but upon closer inspection is actually many strands of chestnut brown, gold, and black.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I'm tugging at my hair. I'm pulling at my clothes. I'm trying to keep my cool, I know it shows. I'm staring… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
“My hair, fastened atop my head since my shower at Thierry’s, was falling haphazardly down, while Jack’s head was perfectly groomed without… — Ritter Ames Copy Share Image
This skin, this hair, all this outside stuff. It isn't me. It's just my package. It's like the wrapper around the sweet;… — Colin Cotterill Copy Share Image
People might think I'm very hard, what with my black make-up, my hair over my eyes, etc. My innocence didn't always help… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE: RAPUNZEL For horse thieving, kidnapping, jail breaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended!… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
A friend of ours said, 'You think you're really going to have that much hair at 65?' I mean, John got insulted… — May Pang Copy Share Image
People think because they sweat, their hair is dirty. False. It's just salt and your natural oil. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“He blew himself up.” “Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?” “Not all over the place,” I said. “He… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I made a braid because Chinese old people, they say that the God will take you by the hair to join you… — Agnes Varda Copy Share Image
At Microsoft, they all rock back and forth like Gates, they wear the same glasses, they have the same hair style. Maybe… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Girls are taught to be so afraid to take up any "space," even with their own bodies, and hair is a part… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
The easier your hair is to manage the happier you'll be with it and the prettier you'll feel. — Diane von Furstenberg Copy Share Image
Whoopi Goldberg looked like me, she had hair like mine, she was dark like me. I'd been starved for images of myself.… — Lupita Nyong'o Copy Share Image
I like to have my hair grow, because I need to have hair for different roles. But I'm a woman, so I'm… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
I obviously love blue hair, but it's not my favorite hair color. It's a bit of a nightmare to maintain. — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
She wore white heirloom lace about her throat And in her hair a bright golden feather A pearl like a plum hung… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
Beauty shouldn't be taken too seriously. Life is stressful enough! Hair should be creative and crazy. — Guido Palau Copy Share Image
I saw Gabriel, like a maiden, or like the moon amongst the stars. His hair was like a woman's, falling in long… — Ruzbihan Baqli Copy Share Image
What an awful thing life is, isn’t it? It’s like soup with lots of hairs floating on the surface. You have to… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
What does this mean? It means I get to spend the morning having the hair ripped off my body while Peeta sleeps… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make… — Chyler Leigh Copy Share Image
I realize how talented our hair and wardrobe people are every time I have to get dressed on my own. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Obviously, I can't get away from having a disability, but sometimes when you have a beard and long hair, people can't figure… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs, or two grains; the most universal quality is… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
If Shakespeare was around today I would ask him out to dinner. The only thing I don't like about him is the… — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
