Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his… — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take… — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
