It's like, if you sign a guy you know is a punk and a jerk, you can't complain like, 'Hey, the punk jerk is acting like a punk jerk!' — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
People know I'm a Jake Paul guy. I respect people who take over the Internet, and this guy has got maybe more haters than… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We have no union at Barstool Sports. Nobody is trying to make a union at Barstool Sports. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
