If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. — Tom Mulligan Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good… — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — J. C. Snead Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
