“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?” — Nick Pageant Humor Copy Share Image
“my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still… — Nick Pageant Pull ups Copy Share Image
“I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.” — Nick Pageant Moby Dick Copy Share Image
“Thanks for the penis, God. I don’t have the balls to be a woman.” — Nick Pageant Gratitude Copy Share Image
“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“He’s short, like you.” Uh… Fuck you very much. “I love short guys. So hot and compact. Drives me crazy.” Okay… Fuck… — Nick Pageant Love Short Copy Share Image
“Somewhere along the way, I stopped living in the real world. I expected life to be like my books. I expected happily… — Nick Pageant Book Copy Share Image
“There’s going to be just a teeny bit of angst (this is a romance book) and then there’s going to be a… — Nick Pageant Books Copy Share Image
“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking… — Nick Pageant Glbt Copy Share Image
“I was on a kick of reading nothing but gay romance because I was in a bit of a sexual slump, unless… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is… — Nick Pageant Adventure Copy Share Image
“I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I mean, are you even really gay?” I sighed. “Of course I’m gay. I’ve got something up my butt right now.” Twyla’s… — Nick Pageant Right now Copy Share Image
“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized… — nick pageant Happiness Copy Share Image
“No one ever spoke above a whisper in the staff lounge, but I felt the need to shush her anyway. I gave… — Nick Pageant Librarians Copy Share Image
