“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These things are all about proportion. Anyway, average all the way, which means, although I would like… — nick pageant Copy Share Image
“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is like an… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?” — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These… — nick pageant Copy Share Image
“I mean, are you even really gay?” I sighed. “Of course I’m gay. I’ve got something up my butt right now.” Twyla’s eyes widened… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
