“Somewhere along the way, I stopped living in the real world. I expected life to be like my books. I expected happily… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is like an… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?” — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These… — nick pageant Copy Share Image
“I mean, are you even really gay?” I sighed. “Of course I’m gay. I’ve got something up my butt right now.” Twyla’s eyes widened… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
