Books Quote by Nick Pageant

“The romance will be sweet but the sex will always be DIRTY.”

— Jax Hart

“I could do things to your body that most women only dream about while reading their dirty romance novels, and I promise you’d fucking…

— Michelle A. Valentine

“There is a certain loveliness, I think, to performing deep cleaning in one’s underwear on a beautiful summer day.”

— Agnostic Zetetic

“So what's this about a book club? You girls sit around, reading dirty books, fanning each other's vaginas? Because if so, count me in!”

— Jay McLean

“I was on a kick of reading nothing but gay romance because I was in a bit of a sexual slump, unless you count…

— Nick Pageant

“Nothing takes the romance and grandeur out of life than scrubbing stains out of sheets.”

— Susan Ee

“I lay the book on the floor, open to the middle. It's a lovely volume, green leather covers, engraved endpapers. I remove my shoes…

— Lou Beach

“At the end of the day, every man has to wipe his own ass.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka

“How do you get free of the damnable books of Romance when everybody else is still living in them?”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“I fuck with every book, and if I don’t leave a mark, there’s no orgasm.”

— Carlos María Domínguez

“We clean up nice, don’t we?” she said as we applied our makeup in the long bathroom mirror. “Yeah, we’re the hottest romance novelists…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Yes, this was love, this ridiculous bouncing of the buttocks, and the wilting of the poor, insignificant, moist little penis.”

— D. H. Lawrence