I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Carpet Copy Share Image
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Love Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Complicated Copy Share Image
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Fashion Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Fashion Copy Share Image
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Sewage Copy Share Image
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now. Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Need Copy Share Image
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Hawaii Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Hate Copy Share Image
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Blow job Copy Share Image
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow:… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Demo Copy Share Image
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Deserve Copy Share Image
I'm going to give you a Hawaiian name... Peepyopee! -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Reason Copy Share Image
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...-Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Surfing Copy Share Image
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Bartender Copy Share Image
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Orgasms Copy Share Image
Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Respect Copy Share Image
Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis is a bad thing. Peter Bretter: [sarcastically]… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Bad thing Copy Share Image
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Liam gallagher Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Life Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her. Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall God Forget Copy Share Image
I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with her, right in front of me, so… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Awkward Copy Share Image
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Music Copy Share Image
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Cereal Copy Share Image
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