Quote by Forgetting Sarah Marshall Download Open image “Off to find the mythical clitoris! -Darald” — Forgetting Sarah Marshall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Women demand a certain amount of cliteracy from men who dive in head first...” — Virginia Alison Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“The clitoris not only applauds when a women flaunts her mastery; it will give a standing ovation. In the multiple orgasm, we see the… — Natalie Angier Copy Share Image
“The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His… — Kirstie Collins Brote Copy Share Image
“A woman's orgasm is such a fragile thing, dependant as much upon her mind as on her clitoris.” — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“My gramps told me they called Cletus ‘Clitoris’ all through school.” Cameron sputtered with laughter even as her own clitoris tingled at the sound… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
Now, my oral illustration be like clitoral stimulation to the female gender Ain't nothin' better Let me know when it's wet enough to enter — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
“I've always found that a rather unfortunate quirk in our species. Everyone pants towards orgasm without pausing to realise that its merely a biological… — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
“Consider: The mouth is the only bit of erotic landscape visible when a woman is dressed. It is the symbol of every moist cavern… — Therese Anne Fowler Copy Share Image
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image