He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody. -Aldous Snow — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
