Change Quote by Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher. -Aldous Snow

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

— Liam Gallagher

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

— Bill Maher

It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.

— Lexa Doig

When we used to tour before we would stay in a Travelodge and had to share a room. One of us would have the…

— Ant McPartlin

I only ever did one hotel room because at the end of the tour, I had a little less money than the rest of…

— John Corabi

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

— Henny Youngman

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

— Billy Wilder

It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I…

— Pete Wentz

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with…

— Jarod Kintz

There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels.

— Honor Blackman

I'm tryna to hit the hotel with two girls that's wide awake.

— Waka Flocka Flame