Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
On golfer Rory McIlroy's collapse in the final round of the 2011 Masters: We had hoped to compare the young Northern Irishman… — Matt Dickinson Copy Share Image
Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this… — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
I ain't never had much fun. I ain't never been two inches away from a football. Here guys go fishing on the… — Bear Bryant Copy Share Image
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag. — Byron Nelson Copy Share Image
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
If you take my entire golfing life, my favorites are the older courses, the more traditional and the more authentic. — Trent Dilfer Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The American public overwhelmingly regrets ObamaCare, our veterans are dying waiting to see doctors, the IRS intimidates conservative groups, the southern border… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
