Golf Quotes · Page 34

I dress differently, I don't conform to what golf is supposed to be.

— Paige Spiranac

It's a pretty cool feeling to be the person to knock down a barrier - just like the Williams sisters did in…

— Lewis Hamilton

Golf is the only game I know where you call a foul on yourself.

— Joe Torre

Folks have a common misconception that Mississippi is strictly a rural, outdoors state. While we are famous for our hunting, sport fishing…

— Gregg Harper

Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on…

— Jack Nicklaus

I'm a big archery person. I grew up shooting bows. Some people play golf, I do this.

— Brad Leone

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

— Rita Mae Brown

I still don't get golf.

— Lance Armstrong

I never taught my girls to play golf; they all played softball

— Nancy Lopez

I would say my first golf memory was asking who Arnold Palmer was when he was always on the Pennzoil commercials. When…

— Mike Greenberg

Self-love is a big part of golf.

— Lewis Black

I do get addicted to stuff. I tried playing golf and I was soon going twice a day.

— Phil Taylor

I am 76 now. My biggest goal is to hit 76 in golf.

— Tasuku Honjo

Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's sins.

— Anonymous

All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of…

— Hubert Green

I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.

— Ree Drummond

In my own life, I find myself doing some task - driving or playing golf - and having a conversation with my…

— James Remar

People are going to paying attention to him whether they love him or hate him. So I think Tiger is a huge…

— Fred Funk

Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that he would rather play golf than have sex any day.

— Marilyn Quayle

I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.

— Zack Greinke

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who…

— Tom Robbins

You cannot make money with a hockey team. You cannot make money with a hotel, either, and you cannot make money with…

— Hasso Plattner

You can talk about strategy all you want, but what really matters is resiliency.

— Hale Irwin

The better you putt, the bolder you play.

— Don January

I'd been told there are 10 difficult holes and eight impossible ones. I'm still trying to work out which the 10 difficult holes are.

— Lee Westwood