Golf Quotes · Page 32

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a…

— Bob Hope

Many of us who grew up playing golf know that our kids aren't doing it. A great way to enhance the game,…

— Thomas Friedman

I've stayed buddies with my old buddy Jackie Slater. I talk to Jackie Slater. I play golf with Marcus Allen a lot.…

— Eric Dickerson

You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer…

— Nick Faldo

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written.…

— A. A. Milne

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot…

— Henry Beard

I wish my name was Tom Kite.

— Ian Baker-Finch

Obviously it's my second senior event, and I'm tired obviously coming back from the British Open, from surgery, which was priority No.…

— Greg Norman

We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life.…

— Steve Jobs

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.

— Jim Bishop

Fox News reported Thursday that Bill Clinton can't get into any of New York's better golf and country clubs. Not one member…

— Argus Hamilton

The first time I met [Sylvester Stallone], he had golf tees up his nose. So I figured we were going to be…

— Sandra Bullock

Let me tell you what's fun in golf - low scores. The manufacturers have tricked people into believing that distance is everything.…

— Hal Sutton

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing…

— Robert Benchley

If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even…

— Mike Weir

“People always assume I play basketball because I'm tall. I'd like to ask people if they play miniature golf because they're short,…

— Aprilynne Pike

I am about as relaxed a guy as it gets. I like sitting on my couch, watching shows, sitting by the fire…

— George Springer

I'm someone who is more artistic, who goes out there and gets stuck in and just plays golf.

— Paul Casey

I don't golf.

— Oliver Luck

“Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is truly a golfer’s dream.”

— Lorii Myers

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

— Bob Hope

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

— Pete Dye

I can't even pretend to play golf.

— Alan Arkin

The smaller the ball used in the sport, the better the book.

— George Plimpton

I don't have any hobbies! I don't golf, I can't imagine what I would do if I retired other than get fat.

— Cleve Jones