“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee” — J.A. Saare Ja-saare Copy Share Image
“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?” — J.A. Saare Immortality Copy Share Image
“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth” — J.A. Saare Funny Copy Share Image
“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.” — J.A. Saare Angels Copy Share Image
“If her death taught me anything, it’s this. Cherish the time you have. Don’t worry about tomorrow. Right now is all we… — J.A. Saare Death Copy Share Image
“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand. "Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I… — J.A. Saare American hero Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #37: Don’t get so high and mighty. God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to… — J.A. Saare God Copy Share Image
“It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to Hannah Montana.” — J.A. Saare First time Copy Share Image
“It took years of trial and error to blossom into the fine outstanding young woman you see before you today.” — J.A. Saare Trial and error Copy Share Image
“Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that.” — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me,” I snickered. “You’re in a club that gathers together like raving Trekkies to share secrets of the afterlife. I… — J.A. Saare Enya Enigma Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #101: Never make a deal with a demon. They are evil bastards that will screw your ass over and send… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment," I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you and Oprah… — J.A. Saare Dead Copy Share Image
“And you don’t want to be involved with my people, Max. They’re the type to bleed you dry and leave your corpse… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Holy grail Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #68: If you're going to fly by the seat of your pants, rock out with your cock out. The landing… — J.A. Saare Going Hurt Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #63: Fake it until you make it. You might not know what the fuck you're doing, but that doesn't mean… — J.A. Saare Rhiannon-s-law Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring.… — J.A. Saare Ja-saare Copy Share Image
“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted… — J.A. Saare First time Copy Share Image
“It is like a beautiful sunset you see once in your life, one you swear you will never forget as long as… — J.A. Saare Life Copy Share Image
“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your… — J.A. Saare Ass Kicking Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Dicta Copy Share Image
“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One… — J.A. Saare Business Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #94, for staying safe. The deepest wounds are inflicted when they’re delivered by those you care for. Anyone can kill… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it’s… — J.A. Saare Candy bar Copy Share Image
“I can’t help it; this isn’t like you at all. I know the blood exchange changes things—including mood and body chemistry—but this… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Listen,” I sighed and reached for my plastic bottle. “I want to get this sh!t over and done. Can we strive to… — J.A. Saare Goals Copy Share Image
“Rule number one that all girls must learn. If you’re told to lie down on the floor during a robbery or to… — J.A. Saare Loaded gun Copy Share Image
“My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to… — J.A. Saare Fitness Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth… — J.A. Saare Dicta Copy Share Image
“Multitask? What do I look like, a fucking secretary?” My temper flared before I could bite it back. Erica wasn’t the only… — J.A. Saare Big mouth Copy Share Image
“I nodded in approval, turned around and opened the door, and stepped into the hall. I walked past the receptionist, smiling at… — J.A. Saare Middle finger Copy Share Image
“You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust… — J.A. Saare Love Copy Share Image
