“Rhiannon's Law #68: If you're going to fly by the seat of your pants, rock out with your cock out. The landing… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Stripping is not a fair or unbiased career field. Your body and looks are your livelihood. Once those two things go, it’s… — J.A. Saare Candy bar Copy Share Image
“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted… — J.A. Saare First time Copy Share Image
“Rule number one that all girls must learn. If you’re told to lie down on the floor during a robbery or to… — J.A. Saare Loaded gun Copy Share Image
“A bartender by trade, a loud mouth by choice, and a necromancer by chance, she’s managed to keep her nasty habit of… — J.A. Saare Dead people Copy Share Image
“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon’s Law #101: Never make a deal with a demon. They are evil bastards that will screw your ass over and send… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me,” I snickered. “You’re in a club that gathers together like raving Trekkies to share secrets of the afterlife. I… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“It took years of trial and error to blossom into the fine outstanding young woman you see before you today.” — J.A. Saare Trial and error Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring.… — J.A. Saare Ja-saare Copy Share Image
“Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment," I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you and Oprah… — J.A. Saare Dead Copy Share Image
“Listen,” I sighed and reached for my plastic bottle. “I want to get this sh!t over and done. Can we strive to… — J.A. Saare Goals Copy Share Image
“I can’t help it; this isn’t like you at all. I know the blood exchange changes things—including mood and body chemistry—but this… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust… — J.A. Saare Love Copy Share Image
