The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
No it's not!" said Constable Visit. "Atheism is a denial of a god." "Therefore It Is A Religious Position," said Dorfl. "Indeed,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“As for me, some days I believe in God, and some days I do not." Then Dodger said, “Is that allowed?” Solomon… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“blackness of deep space with a few stars glittering like the dandruff on the shoulders of God.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Stand before your god, bow before your king, kneel before your man. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Avatar: the living likeness of a god,” said the professor patiently. “The hat with wings. The golden suit.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“People said there had to be a Supreme Being because otherwise how could the universe exist, eh? And of course there clearly… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This was not the time to say “I don’t know.” The brothers had begging, hungry looks, like dogs waiting to be fed.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I . . . think my name is Bilious. I’m the . . . I’m the oh God of Hangovers.’ ‘There’s a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The gods help those who help themselves, and my word, didn't I help myself.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
![“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite…” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/aee/terry-pratchett-19_dark-room_god-does-not-play-dice-with-the-universe_2557160.jpg)
