I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
My men like satyrs grazing on the lawns, / Shall with their goat-feet dance an antic hay. — Christopher Marlowe Copy Share Image
Men may die like lambs and yet have their place forever with the goats. — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
“I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.” — Sabrina Zbasnik Copy Share Image
“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Living with depression is like trying to keep your balance while you dance with a goat -- it is perfectly sane to… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason,… — Stevie Smith Copy Share Image
“On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
The people who really matter in social affairs are neither those who wish to stop short like a mule, or leap from… — Walter Lippmann Copy Share Image
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
Just when I get my church all sorted out, sheep from the goats, saved from the damned, hopeless from the hopeful, somebody… — William Henry Willimon Copy Share Image
While visiting Kenya, former President Clinton was offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter, Chelsea, by a love struck government… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Every universe, our own included, begins in conversation. Every golem in the history of the world, from Rabbi Hanina's delectable goat to… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Were art to redeem man, it could do so only by saving him from the seriousness of life and restoring him to… — Jose Ortega y Gasset Copy Share Image
Goat cheese... produced a bizarre eating era when sensible people insisted that this miserable cheese produced by these miserable creatures reared on… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct." "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
The Goat of Mendez is the god of the witches. (Mendez is another spelling of Mendes, a city of ancient Egypt where… — Kerr Cuhulain Copy Share Image
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden. — Kelli Williams Copy Share Image
“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.” — Time Magazine Copy Share Image
. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children. — Mickey Rooney Copy Share Image
When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again. — William Stafford Copy Share Image
We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. — Charles Dance Copy Share Image
Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities. — Walter Savage Landor Copy Share Image
People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass. — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
