I'm husband material (Getting fatter, balding, emotionally distant, intermittently angry for no reason — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was fat because I lived in the Midwest in the 1970s, and everyone was a little fat then and only getting… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
This note left by my wife while going out for shopping. Dear Loving Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are two things an average girl wishes; to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really disliked the fact that our Irish culture is what make us and made us and will make us. And when… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I always used to wonder why American actors were getting fat, then I made a U.S. movie. I'm seeing all the food… — Donnie Yen Copy Share Image
Maybe because we're photosynthesizing we'll do more work outside. So our laptops will have to get rid of these damn glossy screens… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
“The eighties happened. The nineties happened. Death and sickness and getting fat and going bald happened. I traded lots of dreams for… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I was 17 when my body started changing, and I worried about what I did wrong. I went through a period where… — Shantel VanSanten Copy Share Image
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because… — Dick Masterson Copy Share Image
It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and… — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I have great Indian genes! You know, I'm lazy. I want to take advantage of the fact that I have a great… — Priyanka Chopra Copy Share Image
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me… — Liam Gallagher Copy Share Image
“I'm getting fatter by the moment." If you can relate to this expression, and the holidays are looming before you, than this… — Heidi White Copy Share Image
When you engage your brain, it just keeps getting fatter and richer and wonderful. — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trying to find the reason why someone hates you is like trying to eat without getting fat, it can't happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm getting fat... because my size, I put on 20 or 30 pounds, it doesn't show very much... I'm thinking about going… — Yao Ming Copy Share Image
I would have never thought gas, constipation, morning sickness,abdomen pain, getting fat and somebody kicking you all the time could be so… — Taneisha Kennedy Copy Share Image
Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Shot! Every girl's dream is to eat fatty food without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As demand shifts from offline retailers with limited shelf space to online channels with much larger assortments, the sales distribution is not… — Anita Elberse Copy Share Image
No... the blues are because you're getting fat or because it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean… — Holly Golightly Copy Share Image
Guy's thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect man run off with them and get married, and have a… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“After this, I can't resist. "Between you, me, and the rest of us, Ted, it's starting to show. You'd better work out,… — Cindy Martinusen-Coloma Copy Share Image
“People fear getting famous just as pigs fear getting fat. Reflecting the observation that fame invites a fall just as a fattened… — Yu Hua Copy Share Image
“The blues are because you're getting fat or maybe it's been raining too long. You're sad, that's all. But the mean reds… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
“When they finally allowed the horses to slow to a walk, Vree dropped out of the saddle to stretch her legs. *We're… — Tanya Huff Copy Share Image
No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long; you're just sad, that's all. The mean… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
“to say that they have learning difficulties or that they have special needs. But this is stupid because everyone has learning difficulties… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“You know those days when you've got the means reds?’ ‘Same as the blues?’ ‘No,’ she said slowly. ‘No, the blues are… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
When I was a lieutenant in Special Forces many many years ago, I thought I was getting fat. And I started running,… — Stanley A. McChrystal Copy Share Image
