I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
“The garage door slid open as we pulled into the driveway, registering the sensors Shaun and I wear around our neck. In… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“There was a movement to my right, and I snuck a quick glance to see Zee and Gabriel coming out the garage… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“checked the load, and slipped it under my belt behind my right hip. “Are you supposed to be wearing a bulletproof vest,… — David Housewright Copy Share Image
“Whatever they’d done to him, it had shaken something lose. “No,” he repeated, calmer. “No. I’ll save you for last. I owe… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“increasingly we live in a world filled with the equivalents of deadly garage-door openers, unnecessary items that offer us mild and insipid… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
“Footsteps from the stairwell startle him out of the past. He turns around as Emma's mother takes the last step into the… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Seth returned with the ax to the private door. So much for stealth. If the garage door and elevator had not alerted… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
