You know, it's funny, but all the people I looked up to and always admired were all racers. — Travis Pastrana Copy Share Image
Either create your own journey or you'll become a part of someone else's. — Marshall Sylver Copy Share Image
“Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.” — Mary Robinette Kowal Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I was bullied everywhere I went by the kids, by the teachers. I never knew exactly why. It was probably because I… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
“Mr. Townsend quirks a brow at the other man, and when our boss walks away he sticks his tongue out to his… — Allana Kephart Copy Share Image
I like to be funny. I can't stay all the time focused, disciplined, controlled. Behaviour like that is impossible. If the players… — Carlo Ancelotti Copy Share Image
It's all so confusing and incestuous and curious, the trail that actors wander through in the course of their careers and how… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
The only thing that mattered to me with 'Xen' was setting things up against each other in an uncomfortable way. If there's… — Arca Copy Share Image
I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I don't think comics necessarily think in literary terms. There is an element of developing your stage persona and your comedic voice,… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
