The afflictions to which we are accustomed, do not disturb us. — Claudius Claudianus Copy Share Image
Changing and inventing new things is great. That's what we like to do. — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
You don't have to know what to say or what to do; just listen to the one who sent you. — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Ian's eyes settled on him, his expression grim. He bypassed everything, coming to a stop in front of the nervous young male.… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple!… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When your mom says you look bored, wanna have a friend over? & you're just like... Hahahaha… Friends... Good one mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Sometimes life gives us more than we can handle . But as long as we have chocolate , we can make it… — Kyra D Copy Share Image
