Being funny is a symptom of what's underneath. You're pumping out all that energy because something else is going on inside you,… — Faith Prince Copy Share Image
“What is it?” There is almost nothing I could refuse him at this very moment. Sex on the picnic bench? Check. Strip… — Sarah Castille Copy Share Image
“You're so incredibly beautiful when you're angry.' I refused to be flattered by that somewhat weird compliment. 'And you're so incredibly disturbed.'… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up around the dinner… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
“Rock-Paper-Scissors for it.” “But you always cheat,” Blake whined. “And then you just punch me and growl that ‘rock beats face’.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
Without forgiveness there can be no future for a relationship between individuals or within and between nations. — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
There is something about sex that always brings out the funny in me. I think it's because we make such fools of… — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
Humor is very important as people have forgotten to laugh at themselves these days. They should not lose the funny bones. — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
Now, mark it. This may be strong language, but heed it. The people mean it, and, my friends of the Eastern Democracy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you deserve someone better when the one youve always fought for is also the one youve always cried for. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very… — Pierre Marie Gallois Copy Share Image
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
The difference between a Normal Person and a Nerd…Nerd: I got one question wrong :(..Normal Person: I got one question right! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love 'Another Round.' It's Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton's podcast that's through BuzzFeed, and they're real funny and really themselves. And… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball. — Matthew Modine Copy Share Image
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Dream projects are always a funny thing to label. I guess just more exciting scripts in my inbox. Maybe an exciting script… — Andrew Gower Copy Share Image
“I’m not one to say I told you so.” Jane sighed. “But I’ll sing it. I toooooold you soooooo!” She finished on… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Theres hell in hello, good in goodbye, lie in believe, over in lover, end in friend, ex in next, and if in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough. — Anas Copy Share Image
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. Im not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I think I want what every girl wants in a man. I would like him to be funny, honest, trustworthy. These are… — Jennifer Winget Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“If I asked you to stay behind, would you?' His eyes bore into mine. 'No.' 'Exactly. I try not to pick fights… — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning … put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I kill a spider in my house I leave it's guts smeared on the wall to let all the other spider… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
It's funny because I think, as a general rule, that people seem to think that if you do lots of different things… — Dev Hynes Copy Share Image
“What is it about shoes? I mean, I like most kind of clothes, but a fabulous pair of shoes can just reduce… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
From Saint Valentine's beheading and Valentine's Day Massacre in Chicago it shouldnt be a day for lovers who think love is forever… — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing that's happening online. The Middle Easterners want 'Aladdin' to be a Middle Eastern story, and the Indians want… — Mena Massoud Copy Share Image
Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it... Hilarious. — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
I'm here for every single one of you. If you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, justmessage the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You think too much of your "toilette", Adele; but you may have a flower." I took a rose from a vase and… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
I have to say that my background in comedy, of performing live, has been such a great foundation for what we do… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
