Making movies is always pretty funny if you take a step back. If you actually look around and realise this is all… — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full of adrenalin. I funnel… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
One second here and there will make all the difference between something being funny and not being funny. That's why I like… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
What I find funny are peoples' blind spots. That's the funniest thing about anybody - when they just don't realize who they… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
“One would think that since Hamilton and Eliza only just got married, our mothers would be satisfied for a while, but instead… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“He wasn’t sure how a teenager recently freed from a decade’s imprisonment in an inferno under a quarantined city had a more… — RoAnna Sylver Copy Share Image
I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“It was on the eve of Yom Kippur, the holiest of holy days, that a fly flew under the door of the… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“It was funny on the day of the President Obama launch of the Desoto Solar Farm to be watching all of the… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
“This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“It just doesn't seem right to spend your entire life drinking, when you could be exploring the world." "Or," Zhy said as… — Martin D. Gibbs Copy Share Image
I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's… — Lil B Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
I wanted to explain that just because I'm rapping in this funny way doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of actually being… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
It's a very funny topic, missing weight and getting title shots. I think the punishments should be more severe, but I don't… — Robert Whittaker Copy Share Image
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Bella,leave the aggressive stuff to me." My heart quirks in my chest. I may not like this guy but that sounded so… — Jenny B. Jones Copy Share Image
Let's do as little as humanly possible until Labor Day so we'll have the energy to do slightly more than that afterwards. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. "People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my… — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
'Power' is a funny thing. Maybe it's a show that draws people in because they are watching people do things they secretly… — Omari Hardwick Copy Share Image
Love or hate me .your choice but to choose you have to think about me .so never say you didn't think about… — Miranda Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher says ok pick a partner and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, I may be stuck here, but at least I've got a nice view. There's the jade place... and the bamboo forest… — Po - The Dragon Warrior Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
I was fired from an NBC sitcom called 'Friends With Benefits.' I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn't even… — Patrick J. Adams Copy Share Image
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Even writing a script which will be funny is not easy. To make the script come to life and make the audience… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
