Roses are red,Violets are blue,I'm breaking up wit you ,Watcha gonna do? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your class is so immature it could easily be mistaken for 3rd graders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing. — Bella Heathcote Copy Share Image
But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. — Ted Lindsay Copy Share Image
Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
Although I have guitars all around and I pick themm up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We just...weren't supposed to hurt people", I say. "I like to think I'm helping them by hating them", she says. "I'm reminding… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous. — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
“You need a job and I need a PA, why don’t you come and work for me?” “No thanks, God knows what… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and… — Richard LaGravenese Copy Share Image
You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff.” — M. Beth Bloom Copy Share Image
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girls Search for Love and Shoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button youll be disconnected! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Go for broke with what you believe and what you think is funny and what you're good at. — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Yeah, it seems like it, right? It definitely was one of the best matches that I've played. — Petra Kvitova Copy Share Image
If Jesus bore the cross, and died on it for me, ought I not to be willing to take it up for… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end. — Dorothy Gish Copy Share Image
Interpreting at its core is taking in one language and putting out the other. — Jennifer Abbott Copy Share Image
Ive got a lot of life left in me and I want to live it doing things I like to do. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
So you find this great lesson however don't just follow one ,since you don't just do one thing all life. — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
My love life peaked in the 6th grade when a girl asked me to pass a note to another boy :) :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
