Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to go through something else to find what you're looking for. — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you are unable to meditate, chant your mantra or sing bhajans. — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny but true: boy did mistake girl shouted boy said sorry, girl did mistake boy shouted girl started crying boy said sorry. — Asli Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status… — David Rice Copy Share Image
“Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
“You must be a blast on long car rides.” “Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“I wil not calm down. My baby girl is moving halfway across the country.” “She’s been moved away before,” Dad pointed out.… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I was always intensely Romantic, even when I was too young to understand what that meant. — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food ! — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels…” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont wait for Mother or Fathers day to show your love and gratitude to your parents. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter. — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school... — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
As u grow older ur secrets are safe with your friends because they cant remember them either — Alex Matshaba Copy Share Image
Cinema, for me, has always been something like music composed with photographic images. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
