That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects. — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
Never consider whether you are of use; but ever consider that you are not your own but His. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
There is no worse evil than a bad woman; and nothing has ever been produced better than a good one. — Euripides Copy Share Image
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
“Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now… — A.E. Via Copy Share Image
Any tragic memory I have I also think is really funny. On any given day, I can think about how horrible something… — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it--you're an… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Truth : If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You, then change your Friends. If Monday doesn't Motivate you, then change… — Aditya Shah Copy Share Image
I always say to my friends, 'We're the people who like funny TV shows a little too much, to the point where… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why -… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A Relationship Should Be Between (-_-)&(-_-) NOT (-_-)&(-_-)+(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-) — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.” — Devon Sampson Copy Share Image
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup. — Elaine Kirby Copy Share Image
Be valyaunt, but not too venturous. Let thy attyre bee comely, but not costly. — John Lyly Copy Share Image
...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I enjoy making people laugh, but what I find funny and put online, others might misconstrue and find jerkish. — Josh Rosen Copy Share Image
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I told my friend I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
If you find something that gets hold of you in the Word, pass it on to somebody that very day. — E. Stanley Jones Copy Share Image
A friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know. — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Band director: Tromboners, remember to be in the right position. Trumpeters, finger fast and blow hard. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep. — Charles De Montesquieu Copy Share Image
This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best religion the world has ever known is the religion of the Bible. It builds up all that is good. — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
This is just funny as heck. Three of them. Mr. Vader is apparently very musical.. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
