“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey” — Amunhotep El Bey Copy Share Image
My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Why be something to everybody when you can be everything to somebody? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I find the pressure to be funny when you're being interviewed live - quite intense. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am thankful to all of you who said no, its because of you, that I did it myself... — Live_Skate_Smoke Copy Share Image
You have to take a lot of bad pictures. Dont' be afraid to take bad pictures... You have to take a lot… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally¦¦ Thats why boys go to college — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“I'm taller than my father, and taller than two of the stones at Ban Drochaid ." "I meant in feet," she clarified.… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
The Internet destroyed most of the barriers to publication. The cost of being a publisher dropped to almost zero with two interesting… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
I looooooooooooooove looooooooooooooooooooooooong romantic walks to the fridge;) — Mikayla Shwietzer Copy Share Image
Fret not over the irretrievable, but ever act as if thy life were just begun. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
I know the place. It is true. Everything we do Corrects the space Between death and me And you. — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
Evan Price is not a man to be questioned. He is a man who will question you. — Hugh Howey Copy Share Image
Lolz I'm gonna say that next time I'm wearing a dress and someone asks me that lol — Brittany Copy Share Image
I do not like abortions. I will do everything in my power to restrict abortion. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. — Chandler Parsons Copy Share Image
“It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.” — Elizabeth Cruickshank Copy Share Image
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. — Angie Dickinson Copy Share Image
The traffic began crawling now- but it was a progress even a snail would have been ashamed to claim. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people have the power. All we have to do is awaken the power in the people. — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I do not think discursively. It is not so much that I arrive at truth as that I take my start from… — Nikolai Berdyaev Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call! — Mustache Man Copy Share Image
