Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids. — Andy Waits Copy Share Image
There is none of you but will hang me, I know, whenever you can clinch me within your power. — Bartholomew Roberts Copy Share Image
Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can be not afraid to be laughed at, you could do so many things. — Mark Gonzales Copy Share Image
I am one of those people who isn’t great at anything, but I’m pretty good at most things. — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time when I eat certain foods, I get tired of eating it and then go back and eat the food that… — BigHeartedPerson Copy Share Image
The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was… — Christian Kane Copy Share Image
I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, I throw them out because I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches?… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The Orator persuades and carries all with him, he knows not how; the Rhetorician can prove that he ought to have persuaded… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
The Gospel which we possess was not given to us only to be admired, talked of, and professed - but to be… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
It was not his habit to dwell on what could have been, but what could never be. — Alan Paton Copy Share Image
What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The moment yo're laughing so hard and you try and stop, but you look at the person again and laugh. :3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I adore you even more than the people of North Korea are forced to adore Kim Jong-un. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All things I thought I knew; but now confess The more I know, I know, I know the less. — John Owen Copy Share Image
“A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, “Help.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
God made every person different.He got tired by the time he came to China. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Wow! We beat him! I mean, yeah technically he fell off a cliff but, we still won. — Po - The Dragon Warrior Copy Share Image
That clergyman soon becomes an object of contempt who being often asked out to dinner never refuses to go. — St. Jerome Copy Share Image
Drink often drives a man to misfortune and misfortune often drives a man to drink. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Be yourself. Unless you have the option to be Batman, then always be Batman. — Mike Dirnt Copy Share Image
Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark Copy Share Image
There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
