An ethicist is someone who sees something wrong with whatever you have in mind. — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
Maybe truth is not something that I can possess. Maybe truth is something which possesses me. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
“Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan Copy Share Image
It's funny: I rarely reference anything, and I'm one of those people that doesn't really spend much time in other people's worlds.… — David Slade Copy Share Image
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's only afterwards that it becomes anything like a story at all. When you're telling it, to yourself or to someone else. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
It's funny in the U.K., where I'm not really known because I never did a soap. My English cousins in the Lake… — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple… — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
“Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed… — Victor Gischler Copy Share Image
Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you dont like a Rule... Just Follow it.. Reach on the Top.. and Change the Rule — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
To work is to undertake to think something other than what one has thought before — Michel Foucault Copy Share Image
It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee Copy Share Image
I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
My philosophy is that you sell things for more than you bought them. — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you mad? Or you staring because my umbrella's more manly then yours? — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
If you prayed as much as you worry, you'd have nothing to worry about. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
“We tend to get a little information before we off people. It’s not a play by ear sort of deal.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If your closest friends stop showing up to your barbecues, you're probably in a bad relationship.” — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I listen to my music and sing when I have problems, then I realize my voice is worse than my problems. — Twang_beauty Copy Share Image
