Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for… — Confucius Copy Share Image
When fear seizes, change what you are doing. You are doing something wrong. — Jean Craighead George Copy Share Image
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from… — Plato Copy Share Image
The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Is he following? Can you have a flaming gay moment or something and check?" "Why do I have to be the flaming… — Finn Marlowe Copy Share Image
All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood… — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and weirdos, why the hell do people… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
Loved 'Get Out,' super good from start to finish. I mean, it had everything you'd want in a movie. It was funny,… — Perfume Genius Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
The criminals will be humiliated... To hurt the enemy more, raise the level of your attacks. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith Copy Share Image
I was six foot one inch when I started fighting, but with all the uppercuts I'm up to six foot five inches. — Chuck Wepner Copy Share Image
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'll do a joke on purpose that really doesn't work just to show that that's funny. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
The truth of Scripture is meant not only to be studied-it’s meant also to be sung. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I go to school. And my mother is not yet satisfied.lol — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking for the good in everything is equally as misguided as looking for the bad in everything. — Joseph Curiale Copy Share Image
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Dear Ex… I'd Love Yew More Then Yew Need… But … Now,I Hate Yew More Then Yew Deserve… This Iz Called Equality… — Hem Tenzin Copy Share Image
They only live, who live for others, the rest are more dead than alive. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Stop rationalizing, stop stewing. Get up out of your chair and start doing. — Denis Waitley Copy Share Image
