Liberace was Elton John and Lady Gaga before they even dreamed of it. — Jerry Weintraub Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, a cookbook comes along that simply knocks me out. — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem Is To Minimize The Distance Between Your Knee And Floor. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Oh you got Swag? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody has a story. And there's something to be learned from every experience. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
If you recall the happiest moments in your life, they are all from when you were doing something for somebody else. — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to do something that's really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll… — Jennifer Ellision Copy Share Image
When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because… — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From… — Anatole France Copy Share Image
Friends frequently ask how I, given my politics, dealt with seeing my brother and his companion, Richard, together for the first time.… — Laura Ingraham Copy Share Image
Thank you so much for breaking my heart because you got me four Grammys. — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray Copy Share Image
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The world makes you something that you’re not - but you know inside what you are. — Geena Rocero Copy Share Image
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Success is not how much money you have in a bank. Success is how many lives you have touched. — Naveen Jain Copy Share Image
Before you tell your life what you intend to do with it, listen for what it intends to do with you. — Parker J. Palmer Copy Share Image
Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head. — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him. — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anything you do has a still point. When you are in that still point, you can perform maximally. — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
I have a very bad relationship with the future. We don't get on. We just ignore each other. — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
Who will be the happiest person? The one who brings happiness to others. — Swami Satchidananda Copy Share Image
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What's funny about my resume is so much of what I've done has not been seen. — Nicholas D'Agosto Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until you see a picture of yourself from 6th grade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
