It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
What comes after the letter T? Normal people: U. Me: Wait.. A,B,C,D,E,F,G.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.” — Rebecca Murphy Copy Share Image
Women have the right to mount the scaffold; they should likewise have the right to mount the rostrum. — Olympe de Gouges Copy Share Image
“He had noticed my bandaged hand. "An accident," Warthrop said tersely. "Dr. Warthrop chopped off my finger with a butcher knife." Von… — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
Even writing a script which will be funny is not easy. To make the script come to life and make the audience… — Kirti Kulhari Copy Share Image
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A good horror movie - it doesn't matter how many comedy horror films there have been before. Doesn't matter how much you… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny.… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced thatpeople actually think your stupid — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't sidestep suffering. You have to go through it to get where you're going. — Katherine Anne Porter Copy Share Image
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!” — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
What's the speed limit for sex? . . . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im shy at first, but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. — Nate Copy Share Image
Beauty in all things-no, we cannot hope for that; but some place set apart for it. — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
Amidst the rush of worldly comings and goings, I observe how all endings become beginnings — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am not the Bird of Love I once thought I was. But my silence suggests I may be the Pterodactyl of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?” “What do you think?” “Then I’m not going to let… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
All people have a photographic memory, some just don't have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont hate you...I just hope that you start your period in a tank full of sharks — Stacie Copy Share Image
Making any statement of your feelings is risky. It's just like making pictures. — Joel Meyerowitz Copy Share Image
Need an excuse to end a conversation? Try this: Fuck I have to go, my goldfish is drowning — Anonymous Copy Share Image
