Understand however that every man is worth just so much as the things are worth about which he busies himself. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
It is true that we cannot be free from sin, but at least let our sins not always be the same. — Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I know that if there’s a purpose for life, it was for me to hear Mozart. — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
God fully knows himself and all things actual and possible in one simple and eternal act. — Wayne Grudem Copy Share Image
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to fucking calm down. I’m going to hunt that bastard down and murder him.” “Oh fuck,” Hank rocked back… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Warren returns from his room and sits back down at the table. "I walked away for dramatic effect," he says. "I wasn't… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I make up random funny weird quotes but they are allways duplicates in some way wtf... thumbs up if it happens to… — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the nature of love to love as much as we feel we are loved and to love whatever the one… — St. Catherine of Siena Copy Share Image
Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. — Clinton D. McKinnon Copy Share Image
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Everyone tells you how they are going to be "special", but few do the work to get there. Do the work. — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
Watch the one ahead of you, and you'll learn why he is ahead. Then emulate him. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Dear normal people, I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sincerely, lighten up, you only live once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital. — Kenneth Kaye Copy Share Image
I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Breakin' in cribs with a crowbar I wasn't poor, I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r' — Big L Copy Share Image
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
