I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
Only through absolute loyalty to each other can the few control the many. — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The bubble's been engineered to allow us to learn from within it. — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
We can fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Everybody who comes to my home has to play at least one set against me. I beat them all. The best thing… — Robin Van Persie Copy Share Image
I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if… — David Archuleta Copy Share Image
It's funny, I see my dad in myself when I say certain things or I do certain things. I'll say, 'That was… — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Nothing more clearly shows how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other worldly goods, than the… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
Before the first atomic bomb test, scientists took the time to calculate whether the blast would ignite the nitrogen in Earth's atmosphere… — Dennis Overbye Copy Share Image
“Nick snatches the picture from the man's hand and laughs. "This is funny to you, asshole?" Nick tosses the picture back behind… — Jennifer Loren Copy Share Image
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's liberty or death! It's freedom for everybody or freedom for nobody! — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Right now I'm just single, but I'm really looking forward to the day when I'm happily single. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Reengineering cannot be entrusted to the semi-competent, the hangers-on with nothing better to do. — Michael Martin Hammer Copy Share Image
I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor. — Linda Gray Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
All problems have solutions. If you do not see the solution for the problem, do not think about the problem. — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What are you doing? Why are you concerning yourself with the meaning of meaning? — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Who wants to see me as Hamlet? Very few. But millions want to see me as Frankenstein so that's the one I… — Peter Cushing Copy Share Image
The death drive is parasitic. It runs off of other drives, leeching off of them. — Christopher Bollen Copy Share Image
Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The felt presence of immediate experience-- this is all you know. Everything else comes as unconfirmed rumor. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
