If I could not be persuaded into doing what I thought wrong, I will never be tricked into it. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have...dragons. — Hiccup Copy Share Image
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time. — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
The Iraqi troops and the Iraqi fighters are in control of all the places, as we have witnessed, no big change in… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
So, Ladies. I want a logical explanation on why ya'll love these dreaded, tatted ,thugs , who have no future. Explain this… — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Each generation has been an education for us in different ways. The first child-with-bloody-nose was rushed to the emergency room. The fifth… — Art Linkletter Copy Share Image
“The mind likes a strange idea as little as the body likes a strange protein and resists it with similar energy. It… — Wilfred Trotter Copy Share Image
“Falco wagged her journal in front of her. "This is yours, I presume." A slow smile spread across his face. "Let's find… — Fiona Paul Copy Share Image
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work… — Richard Thomas Copy Share Image
Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!..Serio íusly? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it. -___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must remember that some things legally right are not morally right. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
Aren't you, uh..." Clary searched for the right word. "Reproducing? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we can be sufficient unto ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Janhvi is a goofball. She is unintentionally funny sometimes. Even intentionally, to give her due credit! — Ishaan Khatter Copy Share Image
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
“It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.” — Stephen Herfst Copy Share Image
Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real! — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
God is God and I am not. I can only see a part of the picture He's painting... — Steven Curtis Chapman Copy Share Image
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really Who do you like or Awkward sexual task. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
People often think that I am funny and crazy, but I think they have also come to love me for it. — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
