Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what was said about me. Tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you. — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not rewrite unless I am absolutely sure that I can express the material better if I do rewrite it. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Rose's work of art took her all day, including two playtimes, story time, and most of lunch. At the end of school… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'. — Hal Roach Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
“I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me… — Sara Taney Humphreys Copy Share Image
The circumstances we ask God to CHANGE are often the circumstances God is using to CHANGE US. — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your biggest failure is the thing you dreamed of contributing but didn't find the guts to do. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
The funny thing about the truth is everyone has their own version of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media, and the way the Internet works, you see a lot of funny things. — Nicklas Bendtner Copy Share Image
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You're going to fail a few times, because that is the only time you actually learn something. — Hans Zimmer Copy Share Image
Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love me, Hate Me, Fuck me, Fuck YOU, Fuck off .. Life goes on, Move the fuck on! — Joey Junior Bones Copy Share Image
I have made many millions but they have brought me no happiness. — John D. Rockefeller Copy Share Image
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
In truth, he who is not content with what he has would not be content with whatever he acquires. — Swami Parthasarathy Copy Share Image
There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance. — Robert Battle Copy Share Image
Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can. — Danny Kaye Copy Share Image
Life can be so ironically funny sometimes , the only thing we can do is laugh & enjoy ourselves — Laylablack Copy Share Image
