I love 'A Mighty Wind.' Even though it's not a funny movie, I think that's kind of beautiful and sweet. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Nothing truly stops you. Nothing truly holds you back. For your own will is always within your control. — Epictetus Copy Share Image
Nothing can be produced without a cause, and the effect is but the cause reproduced. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to do work that elevated. Otherwise, it's cheap funny. It's dirty funny. It's degrading funny. — Monica Horan Copy Share Image
It is one thing to know a truth, and another thing to know it by unction. — William Gurnall Copy Share Image
I watched a dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained Then I… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
“It's funny,' I said. 'It's very funny. And it's a lot of fun, too, to be in love.' 'Do you think so?'… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“If you ladies have had your fun I think you should tell Calvin and Meg a little more about all this," Charles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your… — Philo Farnsworth Copy Share Image
Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure.… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny. — Peter Farrelly Copy Share Image
It is a flat'ning Thought, that the more we have seen, the less we have to say. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to all the broke girls who rock fake brand/designer names. You are not alone, keep doing you. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I really need a day where I can just lay in bed and not have to worry about a thing! — Mee Copy Share Image
Slap a player, stomp a bitch; they both ain't nothing but some nasty tricks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I used to care what people think about me until I tried paying my bills with their thoughts. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
