Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. — David Walton Copy Share Image
Leadership is not something you do to people. It's something you do with people. — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
People in a cluster are bound to each other automatically, and can see each other automatically. — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
“I am like a dead begonia hanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a f**k.” — David Leviathan Copy Share Image
When you were 5,Sticking your tongue out,Was like giving them the middle finger. :-) — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
A real man knows how to comfort his woman in good or bad situations. He's one of the reasons why she's always… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I Just got finished going 2 the dentist for a teeth cleaning its important to take care of yo hygiene becuz u… — Dante Copy Share Image
Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class nerd, but I was weird. I could tell long stories and be funny, but I couldn't do sports.… — Charles Ray Copy Share Image
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God sent you here to prepare for a future greater than anything can imagine. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there. — Bill Madlock Copy Share Image
“Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I am sure of very little, and I shouldn't be surprised if those things were wrong. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The future isn't something hidden in a corner.The future is something we build in the present. — Paulo Freire Copy Share Image
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuckk you haven't made an album yet. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I have often thought that when I do die it will be of sheer boredom... — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste. — Sue Gardner Copy Share Image
A lot of actors talk about doing their homework, but very few of them do it. — Tony Scott Copy Share Image
