There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius Copy Share Image
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
When I die I want someone to continue uploading my quotes, just to freak people out :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“I listened in on a KKK rally but all I could hear was a bunch of white noise.” — Rick Silber Copy Share Image
You can almost liken 'Bad Samaritan' to 'Funny Games' because it's that theme of horror just down the street in your neighborhood. — Robert Sheehan Copy Share Image
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
I find it amusing that I'm on the Internet now, because I've criticized it, but mainly I've criticized it on the basis… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Cole steps forward, his fingers reaching around my shoulders, and kisses me. It is sudden and smooth and soft as air against… — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Offstage, I couldn't put things into words, and that was the one thing I'd always been able to rely on. Putting my… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm here to be a martial artist and show people that I think there's a better way of life and a happier… — Jon Fitch Copy Share Image
Because I know that time is always time and place is always place and only place. And what is actual is actual… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
I'm an immigrant myself. I'd probably support it, but I can't do much. — Adrian Beltre Copy Share Image
I think that's what comedians do: We're funny in the moment. We're just so self-reflective and narcissistic. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Lack of sleep can lead to an increased desire for sex and substance abuse — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.” — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
The biggest lie I tell myself is I dont need to write that down, I'll remember it — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Flies only live for 24 hours,except for the ones that get into your room.Those ones magically live forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Those who pretend as if they don't love you, are the ones who would hate to see you love another person.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. — Dan Duva Copy Share Image
The more data we have, the more likely we are to drown in it. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's very shocking for me to see pictures from my win here in 2008. I aged. — Sebastian Vettel Copy Share Image
