If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“No place I'd rather be stuck than inside--er, with you, Dr. Morgan.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them! — Judy Woodruff Copy Share Image
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Ki is within us. There is Ki everywhere, either we know how to use it or we don't. — Christian Tissier Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I grew up with a lot of really, really funny girls. We were encouraged to be funny. Our parents didn't filter us.… — Chloe Fineman Copy Share Image
“If you hadn't stolen my bride away in the night, Rhysand, I would not have been forced to take such drastic measures… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
When someone chucks Skittles at you and tells you to taste the freakin rainbow, take them and sling them down their throat… — Guardian Copy Share Image
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“I love your car.” I tell him as he starts the engine. “Thanks. I do too.” He says steering the car to… — Jannat Bhat Copy Share Image
Let nothing of the truths that have been defined be lessened, nothing altered, nothing added, but let them be preserved intact in… — Pope Gregory XVI Copy Share Image
That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the new Penelope Cruz. I'm Paz Vega. There's only one Penelope, and she's marvelous. — Paz Vega Copy Share Image
They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available. — Clive James Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife. — Proverbs 21:19 Copy Share Image
There is no moderate or immoderate Islam. Islam is Islam and that's it — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If 2012 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It is amazing how much theory we can do without when work actually begins. — E. F. Schumacher Copy Share Image
Most women want men with 6packs, I have a 6pack too but mine is always in a freezer and I call it.… — Maoza Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just love the sound of my own voice. But I don't think mine is as funny as other people's. — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think "immoral" is probably the wrong word to use...I prefer the word "unethical." — Ivan Boesky Copy Share Image
