Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone's winning an argument wih me, I throw a funny line at him and run. — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
In politics, you have your word and your friends; go back on either and you're dead. — Morton Blackwell Copy Share Image
When you've got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
If you ever think youve made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Doing our imperfect best means accepting that there will often be mistakes, flaws, and rough edges. These mistakes, flaws, and rough edges… — Jason W. Freeman Copy Share Image
Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the… — Clive James Copy Share Image
Roger Ailes was - could be charming. He could be quite charismatic. He could be uproariously funny. He could also be a… — Alisyn Camerota Copy Share Image
I know I'm known for dramas, but around my family and friends, I'm really goofy! Not saying I'm necessarily funny, but I'm… — Kylie Bunbury Copy Share Image
Madness is like intelligence, you know. You can't explain it. Just like intelligence. It comes on you, it fills you, and then… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Make crying fun by pretending your tears are two friends racing each other down a water slide. — Lenny Copy Share Image
Glory and repose are things that cannot possibly inhabit in one and the same place. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
There is a dependence in the region that breeds a culture of defeatism, — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Vlade Divac Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
It is only through religion that communism can be achieved, and has been achieved over and over. — Dorothy Day Copy Share Image
I choose to live until death, not spend the time dying until death occurs. — Mattie Stepanek Copy Share Image
I shall not live 'till I see God; and when I have seen Him, I shall never die. — John Donne Copy Share Image
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to b**** in less than 2.1 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Don't touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, a wePhone or an ourPhone it's an iPhone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The point isn't to know what you're doing. The point is to have an experience doing something. — Kiki Smith Copy Share Image
Stand up for those who cannot stand up for themselves; its your responsibility — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
It's amazing what you can get if you quietly, clearly and authoritatively demand it. — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
Throughout the entire course of history, warfare is always changing. — Andre Beaufre Copy Share Image
If you know exactly what you're going to do, what's the good in doing it? — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
