Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you choose to have a closed mind, please choose to have a closed mouth as well. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It's funny to say its fun to explore someone's really rough time, but it is. It's exciting. — Erika Christensen Copy Share Image
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
No religion has a separate God showering grace only on those who profess to abide by that faith. — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
Orang bilang tanah kita tanah surga, tongkat, kayu dan batu jadi senjata. — Salman Aditya Copy Share Image
Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Socks are Dobbys favorite, favorite clothes, sir! I has seven now, sir¦ But sir, they has made a mistake in the shop,… — â Dobby The House-Elf Copy Share Image
“How Are We to Live is a collection of short stories, not a novel. This in itself is a disappointment. It seems… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Im going to lose weight. Im going to exercise everyday. Im going on a diet and Ill stick to it. Hey, is… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Learn to share your love with others, but keep part of this love for yourself — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded” — TBBishiXO Copy Share Image
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl...Your pussy is like a Blake Griffin dunk video it gets over a thousand views. — Chris Miller Jr Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear about them any more. I could vomit on the Moomintrolls. — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
All things which are similar and therefore connected, are drawn to each other's power. — Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa Copy Share Image
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
When the time I kissed you, I didn't mean it.. Then ALCOHOL made me do it :) So don't expect too much.. :) — Mega Copy Share Image
Anything I can sing, I call a song. Anything I can't sing, I call a poem. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Just traded 2 Pumpkins for a bottle of Pinnacle Whip... I ¥ bartering! — Daniel Yvars Copy Share Image
Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does. — John Otway Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need topress the Save but press the Cancel button instead . — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
